Well, a few weeks after the big "I'm sorry" Tiger announces he is going to play the Master's Championship next month, he makes the cover of Time magazine's online edition. By this time next week all the sponsors he had will be back on the bus for twice the money they paid him last year. CBS said this morning they expect it will be the most watched Golf tournament in history by a wide margin. I can see the other pro golfer's counting their share of the purse already.
And Tiger will be back in the sack with some bimbo two weeks after that.
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I think it's hilarious. Wish I'd thought of it. How in the world did you ever come across it?
ReplyDeleteThat's a bit cryptic Leslie.
ReplyDeleteKass thats from a site called funny or die.com that produces much of its own material each week. Last week they did one with all the SNL cast that have played presidents since Chevy's Gerald Ford; plus Jim Carrey as Reagan.
Oh, Tag, I was just playing on the desire of the spokesmodels to be respected by the men. True story: I was a sweet young thing seated behind a desk. I had an "older" male client [I bet he was all of 35!] who could not focus upon me north of the collarbone. I finally said, "Look, they're not going to talk to you, so you may as well look into my eyes."
ReplyDeleteGreat answer! In one of my psych classes we got into this discussion of why men are mostly incapable of not looking "north of the collarbone" Oddly the discussion was started by an admitted ex-stripper with implants. No conclusions were reached.
ReplyDeleteDid you notice Leslie Anne Warren toward the end of that clip?
Where can I buy some?
ReplyDeleteLMAO! so, tag, in your psych class discussion, while there were no conclusions, what were the reasons put forth for this disability? shortened ocular muscles? curvature of the neck? brain seizures when certain, uh, stimuli are presented?
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Yes, according to some anthropologist whose name I don't remember said that in primates who walk on all fours the male was attracted to the female's butt. Human males are too, but when we started walking upright, breasts became more prominent and erect nipples indicated sexual attraction or chilly weather. So it's evolutionary selection that men are attracted to women's butt's and boobs. We can't help it. On behalf of men everywhere I apologize, but I still stare at a great rack.
ReplyDeleteBadge,You have to go to Paris for now. Though I heard they were available at Sak's and Bed, Bath and Beyond.
Well here's a word for bottoms, spinning what you said about primates on all fours. Another true story. Amber attended a fine Montessori Academy. She was on the monkey bars one day and a boy smacked her so hard on her butt that he practically spun her around the bar. I was seeing a therapist at the time and mentioned that it bothered me. I do not like hitting and I particularly do not like to think of Amber being hit. The therapist said, "Well, yeah, her round butt right there in the little boy's view. Sure he was going to give it a smack!" Ha! Who knew? Later I remembered she had on red leggings that day. Her heinie must have looked like a tantalizing apple to that young rutting buck.
ReplyDeleteSeems like a very inappropriate response from a professional. Butt yeah, I can see that happening among children.
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ReplyDeleteOoops, meant to say this: I think Paul (the therapist) was making the same point as the anthropologist - some things are hardwired. Put that round, red, girl's rear in front of a little boy and it's going to grab his attention.
ReplyDeleteAnd not so little boys, too. I have song for this.
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OH my god, Tag, you DO find the stuff! Lewboski/Shakespeare and now Baby's Got Back a la Gilbert & Sullivan. Tip o' the hat!
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